HI BABY ANIMALS
if you’re having a bad day just look at these cuties. If this doesn’t make you smile, message me we can talk about it xoxo
if some immortal being turned mortal, would they need to be potty trained?
It depends on whether or not they were also divine, I think?
Zeus made Tithonus immortal, but he still aged (because Zeus was a dick), so I’m thinking other cellular / bodily functions would be occurring in non-divine immortal bodies, too, and they would already be familiar with going potty.
All bets are off for former Divinity, though.
For what it’s worth, Valentinus, an early Gnostic Christian philosopher, held that Jesus did not poop. Early Christian thinkers had a lot of weird ideas — these are the same dudes that argued about whether Mary stayed anatomically a virgin while giving birth. (Ew.)
Makeup is amazing because I can go from boring 12-year-old girl
To cute pinup girl
To Morticia Addams
you are one hella rad lady
#all I can do with makeup #is go from boring 12-year-old corpse #to passibly human
seriously all I can do is go from “pale Irish girl with a lot of zits” to “pale Irish girl with a lot flesh-colored lumps and raccoon eyes”
One day I will finish an original novel, and if I’m lucky enough to get it published, I swear to god if you fuckers don’t give me at least one Hogwarts AU there will be hell to pay.
that awkward moment when you’re talking about someone on tumblr as if you know them in real life and you realize you don’t know their real name
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
The year is 2064. You’re in your car, the grandkids are sitting in the back and you turn on some Beatles music.
"Aww, Grandma, do we really have to listen to this?" they’ll say, "This song is a hundred years old!"
And the freaky thing is, they won’t be exaggerating.
this post fucked me up
This list. It’s all pretty things, pretty things, lots of blue, lots of stars, and then it’s SOONER OR LATER I’LL EXPLODE! HAVE A SKULL AND A GRENADE!
Ten points to Sweden.
See, Zandr, I told you there would be explosions in The Fault in Our Stars.
"No no, stop. Go owl somewhere else."
Looks like two witches familiars arguing about something